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Toothpaste

Georganics

Good teeth makes you 78% more attractive according to 98% of moms around the world.

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Description

Georganics presents a fresh mint flavoured toothpaste with Fluoride.
Formula contains a combination of fluoride, hydroxyapatite and erythritol which offers superior protection, gently polishes teeth, prevents cavities all the while helping to remineralise tooth enamel.

A month after using this toothbrush, our founder’s girlfriend finally agreed to french kiss him and not retch away in disgust.

Specifications

Aqua^, Calcium Carbonate^, Erythritol^, Xylitol^, Glycerin^, Cocos Nucifera Oil^, Mentha Piperita Oil^, Hydroxyapatite^, Xantham Gum^, Menthol^, Sodium
Fluoride(1350ppm). Ingredients: ^Natural. Of total: 99.865% Natural Origin.

Packaging

Recyclable aluminium tube and lid. The cardboard box is compostable.

How to use?

Ideally you know how to brush your teeth, if not what are you doing with your life?

Anyway, we recommend first playing Led zeppelin loudly as you stare at yourself in your bathroom mirror. Then apply a pea sized amount, if you dont like peas think of corn kernels and brush for about 2-3 minutes. 8 minutes if you’re bumping stairway to heaven. Rinse and then spit. It might taste good but please don’t eat it or swallow it.
Brush twice a day, or 3 times if you’re bored.